Fistly, I’d like to award myself for the most misleading headline… it is a reference to Charlemagne, who was King of the Franks in the year 814. Or should I say, Keanu Reeves, who was King of the Franks in 814. Or Keanu “Paul Mounet” Reeves, who was a French actor in the late 1800s.
Conclusion: Keanu is immortal.
I know people who have worked with Keanu and they all say he is the sweetest, nicest person they’ve ever met, and would never say a bad thing about him.
He’s read every book ever written, doesn’t care about money, will sit and share a meal with a homeless person… I think he might be Jesus.